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What Is The Real Whizzinator XXX?

The real Whizzinator XXX is a urinating device that is realistic in its look and feel with the folds and texture of a real flaccid penis. It is easy to use, silent, and reliable. The real whizzinator XXX kit includes a prosthetic with an adjustable strap and 4oz reservoir, one vial of lab grade sterile Gold'n Shower dehydrated synthetic human urine with the same pH, color, smell, specific gravity, and foam of real human urine, 2 eight hour heat pads (total of 16 hours of heat), temperature indicator, detailed instructions, and a reusable fill pump. 

Using The Real Whizzinator XXX

Using the real whizzinator XXX is very easy. Mix 90mL of water with the included vial of Gold’n Shower dehydrated synthetic human urine in order to create 90mL of lab grade pure synthetic urine. Using the included fill pump, inject the synthetic urine into the reservoir bag. When you’re ready to use the real whizzinator XXX, place one of the included heating pads onto the back side of the reservoir bag and wait approximately 15 minutes for the synthetic urine to reach a user temperature of 98 degrees Fahrenheit. You can check the temperature of the reservoir bag using the included medical grade temperature indicator strip. To start and stop the flow of synthetic urine, the real whizzinator XXX uses a discreet on/off valve located conveniently above the prosthetic (blue lever in picture). This on/off valve is turned one direction to start the flow of synthetic urine and the opposite direction to stop the flow. If using an on/off valve is a concern then try the new real whizzinator XXX 1. A touch sensitive valve in the tip of the prosthetic allows you to use only one hand to start and stop the flow of fluid.

What Is The New Real Whizzinator XXX 1?

he new real Whizzinator XXX 1 is the one-handed version of the real whizzinator XXX. A touch sensitive internal pinch valve allows you to control when and how fast you want the synthetic urine to flow. To start the flow of synthetic urine, all that is necessary is a simple pinch on the touch sensitive valve located in the tip of the prosthetic. To stop the flow of synthetic urine, all you need to do is stop pinching. The real Whizzinator XXX 1 includes an on/off valve (the blue lever seen in the picture) to prevent any accidental discharge of synthetic urine during transport. Once this on/off valve is turned to the on position you just need one hand to control the flow of synthetic urine.

Using The Real Whizzinator XXX 1

The real Whizzinator XXX 1's Gold'n Shower dehydrated synthetic human urine is prepared in the same manner as described above. The difference is in the control of the synthetic urine. The real Whizzinator XXX 1 is the one handed version of the real Whizzinator XXX. A touch sensitive internal pinch valve located near the tip of the prosthetic is used to start and stop the flow of synthetic urine. Pinch on the shaft of the prosthetic when you want the synthetic urine to flow and stop pinching when you want it to stop. The touch sensitive valve also allows you to control the strength of the flow of synthetic urine. The more you pinch the faster the synthetic urine will flow. The area of the prosthetic where you pinch is the same area in which you would hold your penis during normal urination. The real Whizzinator XXX 1 also includes an on/off valve (blue lever in picture) to prevent any accidental discharge of synthetic urine. Once this on/off valve is turned to the on position you only need one hand to control the flow of synthetic urine.